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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Prime Evil (1988)



After taking a few days off in my attempt to watch all of the movies on the Undead Vampire Collection, I was back at it. Tonights entry was Prime Evil, the 1988 Satanic Sacrifice flick that unfortunately continues of the missing vampire trend in this set. Not to my surprise, I can see why I had never hear of this film before.


Plot/A sect of evil monks led by a sinister priest in modern day New York (at least 1980s) sacrifice virgins every thirteen years in order to appease Lucifer and remain immortal. Everything has gone as planned for generations, until they decide to sacrifice a repressed social worker and a brave nun infiltrates the cult to rid the world of these vile beings once and for all.


Honestly, I have no idea where to begin, this movie is just THAT bad. The acting is terrible at best, the script has holes that the disappearing building in Fringe could flow through and some of the effects (especially Satan) are utterly putrid. To me, there is nothing worth watching in this film and I could never wish it upon my worst enemy. To be honest, I understand that many of the slasher films of the 1980s were sub par, but still they deserve an Oscar compared to what may be the worst film of that decade.
 



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2 comments:

  1. I let out a collective sigh for this one outside of the end, it was so utterly ridiculous and unnecessarily convoluted it pissed me off

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  2. I received this movie as a gift set of about 20 movies. Completely hilarious. I lost it completely when the officer shows the Father his gun and says "I bet you've never seen one this big before, have you?" or the comment of "Cut the crap fart breath!"

    I will be showing this at my place for my "Horrid B Movie Night"

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