Dark Rising (2007)

After coaching the NSA Lakehurst Navy basketball team to a victory over the Lakehurst Army squad last night, it was definitely time to get back to my typical pastime, horror. For some reason I chose 2007s Dark Rising, what was I thinking?

Plot/ A broken heart, a battle axe, a demon and a lesbian ex-fiancée. Jason Parks' life goes from bad to worse as a series of supernatural events turn his dream of reconciliation with ex-fiancée Jasmine into a portal seeking, demon hunting nightmare.

I know that really anything after Frankenstein is truly a letdown. However, this movie may be so bad that letdown is a kind word. From the outset it appears to be a typical dreadful quickly produced and low budget horror flick that screams late night television. The acting is bad, but honestly, it is nowhere near as bad as the plot and script. This is definitely one of the worst movies I have seen in a while, Hell, even the boobs could not save this one. Watch at your own risk!