Tom Holland's Twisted Tales (2013)
When I returned Mr. Jones the other night, I had a film jump
off the shelf and catch my attention. While I should know not to rush into
flicks based on packaging, this one felt different. That film was 2013s Tom Holland's Twisted Tales.
Plot/ Tom Holland's Twisted Tales was a web series hosted by our friends over at FearNet. There are nine short films, all written and directed by Tom Holland that cover a myriad of topics as only he could envision.
One of the biggest miseries I have had since moving from New
Jersey is living without FearNet. Yes, I could watch it on my computer, but I
am usually working on something. When I saw this DVD on the shelf, I had mixed
emotions. As with any anthology, especially ones made specifically for the web,
I knew there would be quality issues because of their lower budgets. I was
right! While there were some interesting pieces, there was a wide range from
best to the worst in the series. There were also some acting flaws, pacing
flaws and too many clichéd moments for me to love it. Yes, there were some
entertaining and good moments in this, but for the average horror fan, it would
not be enough to keep them enthralled for the entire 146 minute run time (something that should have been cut down if it were me). In
the end, this would likely have been better for me to watch as they were
originally intended on the web and one at a time. While it is not terrible, there was truly
nothing new and it was a bit of a disappointment.
This one was such a slog for me, at over two hours I was literally pulling my hair out hoping it would end. I guess as a series it wouldn't be awful watched in different sittings, but to be forced to watch it as a full-length movie is just devastating.
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