I took a couple days away from the blog so I could focus on
finishing my college math homework for the week, and I was miserable. To make
up for that misery, I ran out to pick up some Captain America Underoos, to help
rid my mind of the useless math that I have been suffering through (one week to
go). I also got back to some movies, first up is the mindless SyFy Channel
original from 2014, Bermuda Tentacles.
Plot/ After Air Force One goes down during a storm over the
Bermuda Triangle, the United States Navy is dispatched to find the escape pod
holding the President. A giant monster beneath the ocean awakens and attacks
the fleet.
It has been a while since I have ventured into the realm of
SyFy Channel originals, and now, after suffering through another tremendous
effort, the clock will start again. Sure, Bermuda Tentacles is not the worse
entry, but that is not saying much. This one had very little going for it, with
a few solid performances and a crazy storyline, but even those positives are
not enough to make it a blip on the RADAR. The cinematography is all over, the
scripting is incoherent, and the CGI created some of the most laughable
creatures in some time. In the end, this predictable and clichéd CGI driven
SyFy original may not be the worst entry from their catalog, but it rates near
the bottom. There are clearly better choices; stay away!
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